Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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