I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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