we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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