I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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