we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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