At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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