If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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