I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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