Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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