I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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