So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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