I feel like abortions should bother me more
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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