butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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