at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Acid is not a monday night drug
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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