I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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