I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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