butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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