so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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