Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We need to rekindle our bromance
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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