Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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