i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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