Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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