I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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