Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
