is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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