I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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