Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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