This girl is more easily done than said...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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