I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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