idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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