sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I believe in your delicious
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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