Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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