Do vagina's smell?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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