so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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