Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Fuck appropriateness.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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