I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
3 2 1 whiskey
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
