one two three fourrrrnication!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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