so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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