dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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