As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
