I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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