We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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