I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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