No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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