butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
