I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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