You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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