How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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