So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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