Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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