Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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