whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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