Your tits are I can't wait for
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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